Я ищу.
With great shame I have to admit, that I can not translate this into Russian with the same elegance, that can be witnessed in English.
The text speaks about a public scandal involving an actor.
"He went a step further, falling in real life as he had in reel life.
I mean... fuck me. Seriously. What the hell am I supposed to do with that? I will obsess about it for the next four months, but I suspect that I will fail just as much as I did the first time I attempted to translate this, keeping the original humor and simplicity.